Tewerna Ev Maw - Portou 20

This place probably needs some additional female DNA and management in order to improve. Hosted by several loud heavy smokers this was not the ultimate stop for our family. French fries and the moussaka was OK, but the squid was the dish from hell (or maybe last year) During our one week stay in Chania this stop was the worst, but if you are only looking for a cold beer or drink this place might be able to deliver. The mosquito bites we got during the dinner cannot be blamed on the bad managements

Meat was incredibly chewy, very overpriced and they even tried to rip us off when the bill came. All of a sudden “the kitchen was closed” when we asked for a menu to check the price. Probably a great place to score drugs though as the waiters were high as a kite.

Worst restaurant ever. We looked to late for the Google Reviews. We got no Menu. That’s why we ordered Draft beer which was more expensive than Bottle?! After we asked for the menu. And saw the overpriced food. We took gyros and had to wait about an Hour for our food. They wanted that we drink more. But after I asked we got the food within seconds… food was horrible. It’s scam.

The Shame of Chania! Gypsy style of service! The main goal of them to ensnare you to the table. The Restaurant has broken tables and chairs. The grubby man trying speaks all international languages aggressively and intrusive invites to the table and don’t give the menu. Immediately offers the beverages without menu. When we get the menu we see the prices Lamb chops portion €18,20. After that we decided to leave. This man offers cheaper dishes from the menu, but it’s really funny when they see that you are not stupid tourists and revealed the deception. So, 2 water bottles (0,5 ml) and 1 glass of house wine cost €7,50. The woman on cash box after the question - we ordered 1 big water, but man brought 2 small bottles responded in rude form - it’s not my fault! So, there is awful service, prices are higher in 2 times and absolutely rude staff! After that we visited next door Ela Restaurant. There are high quality service, adequate prices, super polite staff and beautiful place!

Lovely ambience with the traditional live music, in a very picturesque setting. We accidentally left some possessions behind and they were kind enough to keep them safe until I returned the next evening. We only had drinks but they were very fairly priced for the setting.

The worst restaurant in Chania! I'd like to give it zero stars. Food is overpriced, the price you see in the menu is without the service and tax so in the end you have a surprise. The staff is kind until you go to the table, after that they start pushing you to eat the most expensive options. My biggest regret of the trip was not looking the reviews before I went to this "restaurant". We wanted to split the bill they didn't allow us to and said we should have said it when we arrived (who does that?!). The food was not good, the drinks were not good, there's nothing good about this place so don't do the same mistake as I did and run away.

Horrible!!!! The place is incredibly expensive, for every portion you eat somewhere else in the port, you can add 10-15 euros to the ones you would order here. Before even sitting at the table, we weren't allowed to look through the menu past the starters because the pages are held in place with a string and the waiters don't give you time to move it and they show you menus without prices only with pictures claiming those ar their specialities. They insist you sit at a table and order something to drink, without even bringing you the menu. They pride themselves with fresh fish, but when you do get to look on the menu, everything is frozen. The portions are not very big, and even though the food is not horrible, the price is not justified. On the menu, the bread costs 1.50€, but when you see the bill, the bread actually costs 1.50€ per slice (we had 4 ). When we asked to pay, they told us that the card reader didn't work. We told them that we did not have enough cash due to their very high prices and eventually some witchcraft happened and it did work. We've been here for 5 days and this was the most expensive and least satisfying meal we've had so far. Overall, don't do the same mistake we did and find somewhere else to eat. There are a lot of pretty and cheaper restaurants in the old town.

Horrible experience, very low Standards, incapable waiters and more expansive than others with higher standards and much much better food. Find another place to have your meal.